Donovan gets the hell off the beach

ST PETE’S BEACH – Harried by Hurricane Isaac, Bergen County Executive Kathe Donovan left the Republican National Convention yesterday.

“I worried about getting stuck here and wanted to get back here just in case the weather worsened,” said Donovan, the leading GOP elected official in Bergen.

"Since the print publication of this list, Christie, in his capacity as chairman of the Republican Governors Association, helped decisively turn the midterm elections in the Republicans' favor, which makes him a bit more influential than we initially gave him credit for, post-Bridgegate. So when your state governments do absolutely nothing for you for the next four years, be sure to thank him!"