Ray Lesniak’s Ten Commandments According to Mitt

1. Blame everyone but yourself for losing the election.

2.  Tell those who voted against you because they thought you didn’t care about them that you really don’t care about them.

3.  Always listen to Karl Rove.  He’s infallible and is never wrong. 

4.  If you’re thinking about breaking the 3rd Commandment, ask Dick Morris.  They both can’t be wrong.

5. You can win without support from students, women, Hispanics, African-Americans and Asians.  Karl Rove told me so.  

6. What you lack in good public policy positions can be overcome if you have enough money.  Karl Rove told me that also.

7.  Give millionaires some love.  They’ve sacrificed enough.

8.  47% is less than a majority.

9.  Alienate your most ardent supporters after the election.  You don’t need them anymore. 

10.  Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.

"He’s obviously working very, very hard at it. I mean he’s traveling all over the country as chairman of the [Republican Governors Association] and I think at this point he has as good a chance or better than anybody else. His name is household word all across the country, and I think he would make a great president."
—former U.S. Rep. Jim Saxton (R-3), on Gov. Chris Christie