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Chewbacca may be the best candidiate


If you look at this field, I think its pretty clear that Chewbacca is best suited to carry the mantle of the NJ GOP:

Papa Smurf: this guy is a non-starter. He is way too liberal, a person of color, and runs a commune.  Plus he has no money.

Michael Jackson: this is a possibility. But that sex scandal is probably too much baggage.  It's a shame, because otherwise he is a good social conservative (see "Billie Jean".)

Anthony Soprano: he could self-finance, but too many false allegations against him.  It could hurt him in the general.

Chewbacca is perfect.  He doesn't say much.  He is tall and photogenic. He has a military background, and could self-finance from that reward he received for blowing up the Death Star.

03/10/08 7:20 am

EXCELLENT!


This may be the best effort to date.  I love this one. 

03/10/08 7:57 am

Mr. Carrick


Should be writing for SNL, he's hilarious.

03/10/08 8:14 am

Papa Smurf all the way!!


Papa Smurf is the ideal candidate. Forget Chewy, he's just another John Ginty!

"Liberals are people who will believe anything...twice."- William F. Buckley

03/10/08 8:37 am

Looks like Rob is a reader


Looks like Rob is a reader of Conservatives with Attitude! blog, as this was my headline for March 5th:

New Jersey GOP Establishment: WANTED - Candidate for US Senate

And also on March 5th I "recommended" former candidate for Governor of California and adult film-star Mary Carey for US Senate in NJ:

http://www.gopusanj.com/wordpress/?p=1538

Thanks guys!! Keeping reading and Catch Some ATTITUDE!

 

03/10/08 8:50 am

That's not Michael Jackson


It's Carla Katz with straight hair!

03/10/08 8:50 am

Very Good


Very Good

03/10/08 9:58 am

Yeah, but Chewbacca is not a good speaker


When have we every elected anyone to statewide office in New Jersey who could not speak clearly and coheren......oh, nevermind.  

03/10/08 11:13 am

I bet


that Chewy is prob better on his feet than Tom Kean Jr. (I know that is a low blow-but the sound of that man's voice is simply terrible)

03/10/08 11:23 am

How about Tom Wilson?


He is tall too.

03/10/08 7:23 pm

I don't think so


I don't think so, SJBlue. I feel Kean Jr. is a very good speaker.

04/07/08 2:36 pm