November 17, 2007 - 9:24am

Top 10 Reasons to Have Bon Jovi as Governor

This top ten list came to us from Bob Talmadge of Belford, New Jersey:

Top 10 Reasons to Have Bon Jovi as Governor

10. Tico Torres could drumbeat a full day’s work out of anyone.

9. He could rewrite his song lyrics-“You Give Jersey A Bad Name” to serenade some of our former governors.

8. He’s already got the entourage.

7. We haven’t had anyone with groovy hair like his-since Governor William Livingston.

6. Trenton’s incentive: Free arena football tickets!

5. His limo driver obeys the speed limit and insists that his passengers always wear their seatbelts.

4. Just imagine the rockin’ town meetings!

3. Hallelujah! Finally our lack of a state song dilemma is solved!

2. A new kind of inauguration…C’mon over to the mansion…Party!

1. Hey…..Nothin’s gettin’ done anyway!

Comments

Nope. Gov. Springsteen


Bruce Springsteen already has the right name, game and fame:

Governor "Boss" of the great State of New Jersey!!!!

 

His campaign slogan would be our State Zen koan:

"Bossism is dead--long live The Boss"

11/17/07 11:08 am

funny.....


Is it so far fetched?

.....the Governator and the Body Ventura have been elected too....

 

 

11/17/07 7:56 pm

We need more honey in NJ.


We need more honey in NJ. Please put on the next ballot if we agree to fund $3 billion on behalf the "farmers" and our future gov.

In all fairness, Bon Jovi has many charities he has supported and financed and I believe a good guy.

Maybe we will need im as our next governor, because we will all be subjects needing charity soon... except of course the "farmers"

11/17/07 10:54 pm