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TOP TEN FINAL HOUR PLANS BEING CONCOCTED BY THE WIZ KIDS AT BURLCO GOP HQ
By BCDCLetterman- The Top 10 - Burlco Style
October 19, 2007
The Burlington County Democrats today unveiled their eighth in a series of eagerly anticipated David Letterman Style Top 10 Lists.
Top 10 Final Hour Plans Being Concocted by the Wiz Kids at Burlington GOP HQ:
10. Have Donnelly call for a County Pensions Czar and name Mike Mouber – No one has more experience with pension planning.
9. Claim that the Democrats will “monetize” the Burlington Bristol and Tacony Palmyra Bridges if elected.
8. Have Phil Haines do a recorded call that sounds like “Bill” Haines to make people think the more popular Haines supports this team.
7. Have Bark and Stears publicly declare they will admit their guilt and return the money if the GOP wins.
6. Have Boss Paulsen and Joe Donnelly do a joint whistle stop Light Rail Campaign Tour of Burlington County.
5. Promise to provide free concrete for everyone who votes for Donnelly.
4. Provide free “Work from Home and Make 330K” kits by Martha Bark to all 3 of 4 GOP voters who show up at the polls.
3. Free photos with the cardboard cutouts of Diane Allen, Bill Haines and Jim Wujcik at County HQ for anyone who makes phone calls. 2. Let’s win this one for Bob Stears too! 1. Call Tom Bader an “alleged” physician.
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