October 24, 2007 - 8:22am
Press Release

Want access to post press releases? To sign up, use this form. You must be logged in.

TOP TEN GOP SPINS ON THE DIANE ALLEN BLOW-UP

Letterman- The Top 10 - Burlco Style

 October 24, 2007 The Burlington County Democrats today unveiled their ninth in a series of eagerly anticipated David Letterman Style Top 10 Lists. 

Top 10 Republican Spins on the Diane Allen Blowup:

 

 

10.     We’ll be fine.  We can move Debbie Sarcone to the 7th and do             just as well.

 

9.           This was all part of the brilliant Paulsen/Layton plan to help     lower turnout in Willingboro.

 

8.                  At least Haines and Wujcik haven’t attacked us! (yet)

 

7.                  Allen out; Donnelly in.  Bizarro GOP World.

 

6.                  Like Diane Allen is the only Republican who can win that District. Ha.

 

5.                  It was either Diane or Strobel… we have other candidates but Rich was the only volunteer we had left… so…

 

4.                  Letter?  What letter?  Bill-Did you see a letter?  No, Glenn, I didn’t see a letter.

 

3.                  This extra money now allows us an additional 2 days of air time on YouTube.

 

2.                  We could never really trust Diane anyway – she supported the constitution… that’s a no-no around here.

 1.                  Who needs Diane Allen?  We’re gonna win this for MARTHA!   

BCDC can be reached via email at jmeyer14@comcast.net.
Related topics: Donnelly, Allen, Paulsen, Layton